Lyrics Hidden Agenda - The Foremen

Hidden Agenda

Thomas Jefferson walks in a bar with Newt Gingrich on his shoulders
Bartender says, «Who's the arrogant windbag?»
Jefferson says, «That's Newt Gingrich.»
The bartender says, «I was talking to Newt Gingrich.»
Is that a hidden agenda in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you moving on into the 50s?
Do you hear Lincoln turning over in his grave?
That’s the Republican Revolution
Wealth care, fun control, public broad bashing
Traveling Republican salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse
Says, «I got a flat tire while I was slashing your subsidies.»
Farmer says, «Come on in, but keep away from my daughter.»
And in the morning he finds the salesman in bed with Rupert Murdoch
Is that a hidden agenda in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you moving on into the 50s?
Do you hear Lincoln turning over in his grave?
That’s the Republican Revolution
Wealth care, fun control, public broad… bashing
Feed the hungry… to the dogs
Help the homeless… aerospace executives
Save the schools… for those who can afford them
Make this nation one… big country club!
Martin Luther King had a dream that someday all people
Would be judged not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their
character
And I have a dream, 'cept I’m not me, I’m Bruce Willis
And I’m taking over Cuba
And suddenly I can’t remember my lines, and my pants fall down
Is that a hidden agenda in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you moving on into the 50s?
Do you hear Lincoln turning over in his grave?
That’s the Republican Revolution
Wealth care, fun control, snivel rights, public broad bashing…