| I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
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| She’ll make you breakfast
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| She’ll make you toast
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| But she don’t use butter
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| And she don’t use cheese
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| She don’t use jelly
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| Or any of these
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| She uses Vaseline
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| Vaseline
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| Vaseline
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| And I know a guy who goes to shows
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| When he’s at home and he blows his nose
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| He don’t use tissues or his sleeve
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| He don’t use napkins or any of these
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| He uses magazines
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| Magazines
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| Magazines
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| Magazines
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| I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
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| (Reminds me of Cher)
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| She’s always changing
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| (She's always changing)
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| The color of her hair
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| (Color of her hair)
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| But she don’t use nothing
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| That you buy at the store
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| She likes her hair to be real orange
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| She uses tangerines
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| Tangerines
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| Tangerines
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| Tangerines
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| Tangerines
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| Tangerines
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| Tangerines |