| Everyone’s stringing their bosses
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| It’s the latest dance craze
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| My captain won’t shut up
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| Cause the bastard just got laid
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| I’m breaking legs on the ball court
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| With the full moon in my eyes
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| It’s another Saturday night
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| And I just got paid
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| I’m the new Elvis
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| Covered in my enemies blood
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| The money ain’t great
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| I do it out of love
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| I’ve got a hundred girlfriends
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| They really bum me out
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| When papa starts drinking
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| They love to twist and shout
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| Saturday night alone
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| Get out of bed
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| The king asked me to watch the throne
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| Off with his head
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| When I do, I only think of you
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| Torch song for the arsonist
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| Three-minute insurance fraud
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| Playboy for the school boy
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| She spreads her legs and oh my god
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| You all should drink this like drano
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| Caroline is in your mind
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| In the woods of Pelenville
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| And that could last a long time
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| I’m wide awake and and it’s
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| I’m wide awake and it’s nighttime
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| Shit, I must be in Omaha
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| I ain’t the boss but I’m his illegitimate son
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| 'Cause baby I was born to run
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| I took a Valium and I had a vision
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| Dad, it must have been the haunted child
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| On Letterman on my television
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| As the nation went wild
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| Saturday night alone
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| Get out of bed
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| The king asked me to watch the throne
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| Off with his head
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| When I do, I only think of you |