| I had a dog named Archibald
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| The biggest dog in town
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| Him and this other dog named Bobby
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| They let a school girl drown
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Lightning split my brain asunder
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| I saw my girl at the roller rink
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| Lip-locked with Henry Finn
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| He did a graceful spin in the air
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| He looked just like Fred Astaire
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Lightning split my brain asunder
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| When I was a boy I wanted a shiny knife
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| And I wanted Betty to be my wife
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| Send for my fiddle, send for my dog
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| I’m going to live in a hollow log
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Lightning split my brain asunder
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| They say that only 80 men
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| Own more than half the world
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| I had a dream they spread it around
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| I ended up in the mental ward
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Green will split the soul asunder
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| Every time I try to organize
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| I turn around and my captain dies
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| They got machines that make machines
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| And those machines make more machines
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Lightning split my brain asunder
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| Farewell to gravity
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| Farewell to pageantry
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| Farewell to savagery
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| And to your majesty
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Greed will split the world asunder
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| Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
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| Lightning split my brain asunder |