| The rain in Maine
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| Is made of novacane
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| In the Florida Keys
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| It’s made of Antifreeze
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| In Maryland
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| It’s made of heroine
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| In Minnesota
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| It’s made of baking soda
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| Every tooth in Duluth
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| Is Baby Ruth proof
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| Every roof is as white as a 20-watt light
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| The doll of St. Paul
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| At the aerosol ball
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| She’s such a special girl
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| She’s been around the world
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| She made her home
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| In an air conditioned dome
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| She’s such a precious thing
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| She’s dancing to the king
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| Move your feet to the beat
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| I’m back on lucky street
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| Well I’m on a lucky streak
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| Lucky street
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| Come sit on my lap
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| In a Phrygian cap
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| I’ve been looking for a mix
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| Of sex and politics
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| Well The cat ate the rat
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| And the beast ate the cat
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| And the boy ate the beast
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| And the beast made him fat
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| And he sat in a puddle
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| And paddled with a spoon
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| And bloated like a bubble
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| And floated to the moon
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| The doll of St. Paul
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| At the aerosol ball
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| She’s such a special girl
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| She’s been around the world
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| She made her home
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| In an air conditioned dome
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| She’s such a precious thing
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| She’s dancing to the king
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| Well her makeup and wigs
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| Are made of squealing pigs
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| And her hands and her arms are made by Pepperidge Farms
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| And her face and her neck are made by Sinopec
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| And the lines on her palms are made by Viacom
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| And her dreams and her thoughts are made by Microsoft
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| She’s the doll of St. Paul
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| The doll of St. Paul
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| At the aerosol ball
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| She’s such a precious girl
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| She’s been around the world
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| She made her grave
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| In an air-conditioned cave
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| She’s such a special girl
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| She’s been around the world
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| Dancing to the king |