| Got eighteen months for espionage
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| Too much brandy for breakfast
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| And people tend to let you down
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| It’s a swine
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| Fantastic life
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| Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
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| And one thing I have found
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| What you cast out will hit back
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| And a man will find he has to deny his
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| Fantastic life
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| Ours is not to look back
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| Ours is to continue the crack
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| Met a 54 year old dustbin man
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| And '48 he’d been in Jerusalem
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| Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters
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| For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
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| What a turn-up!
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| Fantastic life
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| Style’s too easy to buy nowadays
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| And there’s interference with the mail
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| And you just can’t get out the words
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| Some people think if they had a job they’d be well
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| Now!
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| A fantastic lie!
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| The Siberian mushroom Santa
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| Was in fact Rasputin’s brother
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| And he didst walk round Whitechapel
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| To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
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| Fantastic lie!
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| No lie, friend called David
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| He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
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| He said he told the policeman what he really thought
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| But knowing him I don’t believe that crap
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| A Fantastic lie
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| And I just thought I’d tell you
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| And I just thought I’d tell you
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| About fantastic life
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| And I just thought I’d tell you
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| Some fantastic lies
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| And I just thought I’d tell you
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| And I just thought I’d tell you
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| I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
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| A fantastic life
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| And I just thought I’d tell you
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| And I just thought I’d tell you |