| Desperate for entertainment
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| So I turn the TV on
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| There’s people jumping up and down
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| Then they have the panel on
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| And they talk a lot of wind
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| They talk a lot of wind
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| Then they have the weatherman on
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| He used to teach all our friends
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| He talked a lot of wind
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| He talks a lot about wind
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| Then they have Carl Lewis on
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| He’s got a ponytail and he’s a vegan
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| He talks a lot of wind
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| He talks a lot about wind
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| I turn the tragic lantern on
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| It’s a program 'Good Morning'*
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| It’s a lot of wind
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| They talk a lot about wind
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| I’m real sick and in distress
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| I got octagonals in my eyelids
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| From watching all that wind
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| I get horrible horrible horrible dreams
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| So I ring the TV line and get a lot of wind
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| They talk a lot of wind
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| You see them selling carpets
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| You see them in the shops
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| You see them on the kids programs
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| And they talk a lot of wind
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| Oh the boredom in my bones
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| From belching a lot of wind
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| They talk a lot about wind
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| They talk a lot about wind
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| I gotta forget about the wind
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| Has a lot of nerve
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| To talk a lot about wind
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| There’s a roly-poly, roly-poly man
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| He’s got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick)
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| They talk a lot about wind |