| I almost got drunk at school at 14
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| Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen
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| Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
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| But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
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| I almost dropped out to move to L. A
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| Where I was almost famous for almost a day
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| And I almost had you
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| But I guess that doesn’t cut it
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| Almost loved you
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| I almost wish you would’ve loved me too
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| I almost held up a grocery store
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| Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
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| 'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
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| 'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
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| That I almost got hooked on 'cause you ran away
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| And I wish I would’ve had the nerve to ask you to stay
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| And I almost had you
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| But I guess that doesn’t cut it
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| Almost had you
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| And I didn’t even know it
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| You kept me guessin'
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| And now I’m destined
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| To spend my time missin' you
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| I almost wish you would’ve loved me too
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| Here I go thinking about all the things I could’ve done
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| I’m gonna need a forklift 'cause all the baggage ways a ton
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| I know we had our problems; |
| I can’t remember one
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| I almost forgot to say something else
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| And if I can’t fit it in I’ll keep it all to myself
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| I almost wrote a song about you today
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| But I tore it all up and then I threw it away!
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| And I almost had you
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| But I guess that doesn’t cut it
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| Almost had you
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| And I didn’t even know it
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| You kept me guessin'
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| And now I’m destined
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| To spend my time missin' you
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| I almost wish you would’ve loved me too |