Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Messed up Xmas, artist - The Dollyrots. Album song A Very Dollyrots Christmas, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 01.12.2020
Record label: Arrested Youth
Song language: English
Messed up Xmas |
| Stephen said to get you a gnome trap |
| So it could defend your lawn |
| Lauren said it would be really cool to use |
| Your lyrics in a song |
| Adriana said sea monkeys |
| Or maybe a chainsaw |
| Whit thought it’d be really cool to |
| Give you a pig in a jar |
| A life sized voodoo doll |
| And a bald cat for licking |
| All my friends made a list |
| Told me you’d want these gifts |
| It’s Christmas what should I buy you |
| It’s Christmas what will I get you |
| I asked all of my messed-up friends |
| They gave me the best suggestions Oh yeah |
| Schwann said to get a giraffe named peanut |
| Jon said a bass and a strap |
| Chris said to get 12 monkeys as santa |
| Doing the monster mash |
| Susan said a chocolate pudding pedicure |
| Or maybe a brain transplant |
| Thom suggested body paint and some whipped cream |
| Is that too much to ask |
| A bottle of whiskey |
| Or some wasabi dried peas |
| All my friends made a list |
| Told me you’d want these gifts |
| Who am I kidding |
| What do they know |
| I should just wrap myself up in a big red bow |
| A ninja bunny hat |
| A picture signed by Joan Jett |
| All my friends made a list |
| Told me you’d want these gifts |