
Date of issue: 11.03.2001
Song language: English
The Beauty Regime |
Beat stress and rebalance your life |
Make those dreams come true |
Impress all your colleagues and friends |
With the brand new you |
So many lives condemned for no need |
'Cause people don’t buy the right magazine |
Take a look in the mirror and see |
Exactly how worthless you are |
In a rut? |
Can’t get out? |
Don’t know why? |
It’s time to make that change |
Cover up all the pain in your life |
With our new product range |
So please don’t feel blue — let us show you how |
To talk yourself into a good mood right now |
Feeling sad is no longer allowed |
No matter how worthless you are |
And if your life depresses you |
Just live it through your favourite movie star |
Beat stress and rebalance your life |
All you need to do |
Is forget all the useless advice |
And live your life for you |
Don’t let them sell you impossible dreams |
Don’t be a slave to the beauty regime |
Look again in the mirror and see |
Exactly how perfect you are |
Name | Year |
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Our Mutual Friend ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
A Lady Of A Certain Age | 2006 |
All Mine ft. The Divine Comedy | 2002 |
Come Home Billy Bird ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Sticks And Stones ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Perfect Lovesong | 2001 |
Lost Property | 2001 |
Mother Dear | 2006 |
Absent Friends ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
To Die A Virgin | 2006 |
Mastermind | 2001 |
Leaving Today ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
The Light Of Day | 2006 |
Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World | 2006 |
The Happy Goth ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Freedom Road ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
My Imaginary Friend ft. Neil Hannon | 2004 |
Note To Self | 2001 |
Dumb It Down | 2001 |
Glass: Streets of Berlin ft. The Divine Comedy, Bryan Mills, Ivor Talbot | 1999 |