| Girls, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Banks, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Ads, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Booze, is bad, it‘s trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Why do suckers always get the pick of the bunch
|
| And now why’s this jerk takin‘ my girl out for lunch
|
| Oh why? |
| Why, why, why, why
|
| The good go to heaven and the bad go to hell
|
| I was in heaven but there was no one to tell
|
| Teachers, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Taxes, are bad, they’re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Friends, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Busters, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
|
| Why do suckers always get the pick of the bunch
|
| And now why’s this jerk takin‘ my girl out for lunch
|
| Oh why? |
| Why, why, why, why
|
| The good go to heaven and the bad go to hell
|
| I was in heaven but there was no one to tell |