| I could take the pitchfork from the devil
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| Keep a super suit like I’m incredible
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| From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| I’d grab a crocodile by his tail
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| Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail
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| Make the meanest woman break down and cry
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| I take no mess, and I take no jive
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| Sometimes I feel like I can fly
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good
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| Say my name three times, and you knock on wood
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| Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood
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| Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
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| I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
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| Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire
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| Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
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| Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee
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| Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
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| Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
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| I drink honey straight from the beehive
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| Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
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| Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
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| I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t ṗlan to die
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| When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye
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| I bust off in the face of the witch of the East
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| Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh
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| I’m the man who stole the golden fleece
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| And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
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| The baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| I take no mess, and I take no jive
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| Sometimes I feel like I can fly
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| I’m the baddest man alive
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| I’m the baddest man alive |