| Who’s gonna tell the orange they’re actually brown?
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| Who’s gonna mop up for grey when they’ve painted the town?
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| It’s the news that everyone dreads; |
| that we’re no longer painting it red
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| That our gag’s still funny, but they’ve opted for a different clown
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| You were great in the sixties, but we’re gonna have to pull you down
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| Nothing like the sound of the shallow jumping in at the deep
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| Royalty’s balloon coming down is a memorable shriek
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| Nothing quite like the sickening clout of the dive into pool drained out
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| You excelled as a Queen, but you’ll have to return the crown
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| You were great in the sixties, but we’re gonna have to pull you down
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| Who’s gonna tell the tall they’re beginning to shrink?
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| Like who’s gonna tell the Swiss they’re no longer in sync?
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| We’ll have to get the maroon in a separate counselling room
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| Say, «It may be your washer, but you seem to be fading to pink»
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| Yesterday’s ice-cool doesn’t take long to melt and sink
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| Who’s gonna tell the cities that are acting like towns
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| They’re actually just a village that the posh surrounds
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| The diplomatic answer to your 25-stone dancer
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| Is your act’s still great, but we can’t keep changing a pound
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| You were Queen in your day, but you’re gonna have to give back the crown
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| You excelled as a Queen, but you’ll have to return the crown
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| You were great in the sixties, but we’re gonna have to pull you down
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| You excelled as a Queen, but you’ll have to return the crown
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| You were great in the sixties, but we’re gonna have to pull you down |