| Why don’t you sing 'I need you baby'?
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| 'Cause it rhymes with crazy and it rhymes with maybe
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| It rhymes with lady and much much more
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| And it doesn’t rhyme with the 'f'word
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| Well Simon le Bon tayed round my house before
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| And he was sick on the plants and he was sick on the floor
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| And he wouldn’t go home until he’d sung his song
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| With a backing harmony from Paul Young
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| Shell we dance again?
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| In our special way
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| With our trousers round
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| our knees
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| Why don’t your video have dancing girls?
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| With hips that curve and lips that curl
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| Legs are where the heartbeat starts
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| It’s low in neckline and high in charts
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| But it’s the partially clothed for the partially sighted
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| Behind over matter keeps the crowds delighted
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| We want Rambo in a ra-ra skirt
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| Nastassia Kinski in a Brazilian shirt |