Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mini-Correct, artist - The Beautiful South. Date of issue: 31.12.1993
Song language: English
Mini-Correct |
| They say always use a condom, I say always use a whip |
| They say be careful where you come at night, I just shoot straight from the hip |
| When it comes to love’s great fountain, I won’t just take a sip |
| I’ll swallow and I’ll gulp until the fountain makes me sick |
| So it’s me left with the baby and disease |
| You can’t say you didn’t want it on your hands and on your knees |
| You made me feel so special |
| Well you were especially good |
| I’m sorry that you misunderstood |
| These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath |
| But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath |
| I won’t have what I’ve got for you stolen by no thief |
| 'Cause the safest sex I’ve ever had was hanging from a tree |
| So you’ve left me for another pretty face |
| That’s not true, I left you for one half the human race |
| Now I’m by myself |
| A woman who knows her place |
| It’s not so much the chase, it’s the race |
| They say treat her like a lady and she’ll treat you like her jewels |
| They say cruel to be kind, I just say cruel to be cruel |
| They say only marry once, I say only marry fools |
| They wouldn’t’ve made the cane if you weren’t meant to break the rules |
| Have you told them that you’ll hurt them then be gone? |
| I’ve told them that I’ll hurt them if that really turns them on |
| You left a bitter scar |
| I tied those ropes too tight |
| I’ll tie them loose for you tonight, tonight… |
| When I told you that I loved you |
| I meant mini-correct |
| When I said I’d never leave you |
| I meant mini-correct |
| A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck |
| That was major correct |