| Vagabonds don’t fall in love
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| They just wheel and they deal
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| So if I turn a funny colour when you kiss me
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| I can’t help the way that I feel
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| Hooligans don’t fall in love
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| They just break up others lives
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| So when I come to you on bended knee
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| Don’t forget my twenty other wives
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| So why?
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| Turn to a life of violence and crime?
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| So why?
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| Why do you cheat and why do you lie?
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| Because there’s always someone with a bigger car
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| There’s always someone with a bigger cigar
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| If you’ve been far
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| There’s someone who’s been further than your far
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| When you make your cart, you get to the start
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| There’s always someone in a faster cart
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| There’s always someone in a faster cart
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| There’s always someone in a faster cart
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| Gangsters don’t fall in love
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| They just roam from town to town
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| So when we kiss and we hold and we whisper
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| Please don’t ever write it down
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| Hooligans don’t fall in love
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| They just lie and they drink
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| So if you say I won’t say 'I will'
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| Then I won’t I think!
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| So why?
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| Turn to a life of violence and crime?
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| So why?
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| Why do you cheat and why do you lie?
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| Because there’s always someone with a bigger car
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| There’s always someone with a bigger cigar
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| If you’ve been far
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| There’s always someone who’s been further than your far
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| At last you’re straight and you make a new start
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| There’s always someone with a better heart
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| There’s always someone with a better heart
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| There’s always someone with a better heart
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| But all in all we’re not so bad
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| We never take from our own kind
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| Bad’s quite good when it’s all you’ve ever had
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| And no bloody good sounds quite refined |