Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ballad of Mr. Bonkers, artist - The Aquabats. Date of issue: 25.10.1999
Song language: English
The Ballad of Mr. Bonkers |
| Mr. Bonkers in the shade |
| Under a rock he starts his day |
| Not moving much with |
| Not too much to say |
| Mr. Bonkers leads a simple life |
| No motor car no house no wife |
| It’s cold, he thinks |
| As he washes up in the sink |
| While the spiders go bananas |
| He slips into his new pajamas |
| And waits to be king |
| Mr. Bonkers the silent one, |
| Thinks of times when he was young |
| He could run so fast |
| He could win the prize |
| He tried and tried |
| To dial correctly, |
| But the President’s number’s |
| Not listed in the directory… |
| Directory… |
| Directory… |
| Look inside the door |
| You’ll never hear him snore |
| Not a lot to do |
| But sit and stare at you |
| Something you should know |
| Before you say «Hello» |
| Motionless like lead |
| He sits, he must be dead! |
| But wait! |
| He’s’s alive. |
| He’s alive! |
| He’s alive! |
| Chomping on the bits |
| Of crickets in his mitts |
| In the dark he’s lost |
| Oh my gosh it’s lost! |
| In black light he’s great |
| His legs, they number eight |
| He must have got his paws |
| From his Grandpapa |
| Holding, Crushing bait |
| Under pincers weight |
| But the one thing unforgetable, |
| Don’t forget the mandible.. . |
| No probascis here! |
| It’s Mr. Bonkers' year! |
| He’s sick sick sick |
| With the bicycle kick |
| You can’t see his eyes or ears |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Can you see him tonight?! |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Under the hot rock light! |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Can you see him tonight?! |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Woah yeah, yeah |
| Under the hot rock light! |
| Woah yeah yeah |
| Woah yeah yeah |
| Woah yeah yeah |
| Woah yeah yeah |
| Woah yeah yeah |
| Woah yeah yeah |