| Young Jim, as a lad
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| He looked for adventure
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| Calamity, danger, whatever was free
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| So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings
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| And he left home to find his destiny
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| Jim just a boy, who’s
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| Head full of legends
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| Of dungeons and dragons
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| And pirates and stuff
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| So that summer he snuck on a schooner
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| To harpoon tuna
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| And get real buff
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| The Captain he said
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| There’s danger ahead
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| We need some brave men
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| To sail and then
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| We’ll find us those pirates
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| Stop them with violence
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| To make the ocean safe
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| Once again."
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| Cleaning up the oceans
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| Captain Hampton and his crew
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| Trouble in the seven seas
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| He’ll know what to do
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| Captain, he hates rubbish
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| To him pirates are just soot
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| Scallywags and scurvy dogs
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| Are crushed under his foot
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| Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
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| Ahoy, Ahoy
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| Pillaging the Pillagers
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| Triumphantly he’ll sail away
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| Now, seven weeks into the trip
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| And Jim was sick to death
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| Of being sick
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| Some kind of action he wanted
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| As he searched the seas
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| For everyday was the same old… stuff
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| The night he felt like jumping ship
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| But then he heard a crash
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| Hit the starboard side of the ship
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| And bumped him out of his bunk
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| Onto his bottom
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| Our heroes drew their swords
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| As the midgets swarmed aboard
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| The pirates surprise attack
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| The tiny buccaneers
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| Caught us by surprise
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| As we tried to battle back
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| La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
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| La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
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| La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
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| La la la la la la la, la la la la la la
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| Captain Hampton, Captain Hampton
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| Ahoy Ahoy
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| Pillaging the Pillagers
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| Triumphantly he ran away! |