| Out of the Pacific Northwest
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| Somewhere in the Octagon
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| In a cave, in a patch of moss
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| Underneath a rock
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| In a week for bacteria leeches
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| Nature mutated
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| The most dazzling human-sized preditors of evil-doers
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| The world has ever known!
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| Armed only with Donkey Bones
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| Honey Bears
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| And the mossy log tomb they traveled in
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| These marooned, masked marvels, land on the sandy beaches
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| In search of Vitamin-C
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| And a few thousand marbles
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| If you have their number, call them sometime!
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| They are The Aquabats!
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| When I was a boy I used to live in corduroy
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| OP shirts and slip-on Vans
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| My life was so simple
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| I had not one pimple
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| My every day was made up of these plans:
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| To ride my bike to Thrifty’s
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| Run past the balls and ice cream
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| And find the Star Wars figurines
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| Thinking of my action men
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| Kung-Fu grip and all
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| What happened to them all?
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| Running through my old life
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| Looking for my lost toys
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| Where has all my fun gone?
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| Now that we’re all older
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| Before we grow much colder
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| Let’s all look forward to the new dawn
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| An anthem for all lost toys
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| Now that we’re all big boys
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| We’ll stand together and sing this song
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| We’ll sing this song
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| It’s not too long
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| So everybody sing along
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| When I was a little man
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| Playdough came in a little can
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| I was Star Wars' biggest fan
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| Now I’m stuck without a plan
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| GI Joe was an action man
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| Shaggy drove the mystery van
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| Devo was my favorite band
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| Take me back to my happy land
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| Now my brothers and sisters
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| I don’t mean to make a scene
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| But I lost my action figures
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| And it makes me want to scream
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| Greedo, Chewbacca, Luke, R2, and Han
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| 3PO, Yoda, Boba Fett and Obi-Wan
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| Green Machine, Suckerman
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| Silly Putty, Lincoln Logs
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| Sitting in my Underoos
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| Reading Christmas catalogs
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| What happened to my action men and all?
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| What happened to it all?
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| Running through my old life
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| Looking for my lost toys
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| Where has all my fun gone?
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| Now that we’re all older
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| Before we grow much colder
|
| Let’s all look forward to the new dawn
|
| An anthem for all lost toys
|
| Now that we’re all big boys
|
| We’ll stand together and sing this song
|
| We’ll sing this song
|
| It’s not too long
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| So everybody sing along
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| When I was a little man
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| Playdough came in a little can
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| I was Star Wars' biggest fan
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| Now I’m stuck without a plan
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| GI Joe was an action man
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| Shaggy drove the mystery van
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| Devo was my favorite band
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| Take me back to my happy land
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| Take me back to my happy land |