| I can’t open the door to my car anymore
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| But I don’t care
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| You don’t call me on the phone anymore
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| But I don’t care
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| I got hit on the head with my new surfboard
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| And it’s making me bored
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| Cuz I don’t know I don’t care anymore
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| I got a littering ticket at the dump
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| Such a tragedy
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| My parents fired me for mowing my lawn
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| Finally
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| My hair gel’s obsolete
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| My shoes don’t fit on my feet
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| Juicy Fruit’s not as sweet
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| Cuz I don’t know I don’t care anymore
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| Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it
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| Maybe a black cat has crossed my path
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| But I never get sad and I never look back
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| Cuz no matter what I do
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| I just can’t lose
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| And even if I do
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| I’ll jump your bike
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| Right off of your roof
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| Cuz if I crash real bad
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| Your sister will think I’m rad
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| No matter, no matter what I do
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| I just can’t lose
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| I stepped on a crack and
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| It broke my momma’s back
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| But she’s okay
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| I’m a hypochondriac and
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| I think I had a heart attack
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| But I’m okay
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| Things are looking up
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| Didn’t get hit by a bus
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| Maybe I’m starting to care
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| A little more than before
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| Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it
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| Maybe a black cat has crossed my path
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| But I never get sad and I never look back
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| Cuz no matter what I do
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| I just can’t lose
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| And even if I do
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| I’ll jump your bike
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| Right off of your roof
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| Cuz if I crash real bad
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| Your sister will think I’m rad
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| No matter, no matter what I do
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| I just can’t lose
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| Yeah I broke my leg but
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| I guess that’s just my style
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| It’s a victory because
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| It made your mamma smile
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| Cuz no matter what I do
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| I just can’t lose
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| And even if I do
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| I’ll jump your bike
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| Right off of your roof
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| Cuz if I crash real bad
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| Your sister will think I’m rad
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| No matter, no matter what I do
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| I just can’t lose
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| And even if I do I can always move
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| And even if I do
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| I can auction off all of your shoes
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| You lose |