| Now now now
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| I’m just a boy
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| I watch too much TV
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| Nobody knows, nobody knows
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| Casper the Ghost is so friendly
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| Nobody knows, nobody knows
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| Sitting in my living room with nothing left to do
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| I’m going blind Just like Mr. Magoo
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| I know every single ending
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| Of every Scooby Doo
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| Now
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| Turn off the idiot box
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| It’s a disease just like the Chicken Pox
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| Turn off the idiot box
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| Now
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| Find yourself a partner
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| Turn on the TV
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| And let it control your mind
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| Friends, Romans, countrymen
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| I’ve got something to say
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| Nobody knows, nobody knows
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| Get off the couch
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| Get up get out and play
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| Nobody knows, Nobody knows
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| Children I want to warn 'ya
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| 'Cuz I’ve been to California
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| Where Mickey Mouse is a demon
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| Turn it off If you are able
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| Nobody knows, nobody knows
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| Take a pair of scissors and cut off that cable
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| Nobody knows, Nobody knows |