
Date of issue: 12.09.2020
Song language: English
This Waterfall Is in the Wrong Place |
This waterfall is in the wrong place |
I can’t quite explain it |
But the- there’s just something off about it, don’t you think? |
Something about… its positioning… |
The way it falls… |
What it’s surrounded by, just doesn’t add up |
Like somebody put it there, but didn’t have the right |
Somebody who didn’t buy the right permit |
Somebody who was maybe used to putting streams places |
Pouring glasses of water over tables |
Not anybody who knew what they were |
Doing, whoever put this waterfall here |
People have to walk around it, to get to the soup |
Water collects on the floor and rusts |
The shelves and makes the food go bad |
Hell, I can’t even get to the crackers |
At this point, it’s been there so long |
This waterfall is in just a poor place |
Terrible, terrible positioning |
Maybe, aisle 8? |
I can see a waterfall in aisle 8, but- aisle 5? |
Come on |
Whoever put this waterfall here had no idea how great this soup is |
How much the soup brings in profits for the store |
The economy’s gonna crumble from this waterfall |
Everything’s gonna go to hell because of this waterfall |
Because some jackass thought it was |
A good idea to put a waterfall here |
Well, I’ll just shop somewhere else |
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