| A: Babe, get in here, it’s starting!
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| B: I know, I’m getting your drink that you asked for!
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| A: Well I could do without the attitude…
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| B: Oh, could you?
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| A: What do you mean, could I? |
| Of course I could--
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| I snuck a peak and found no one that’s not me
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| So I juggled my feet across town decked in motley
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| Seeking applause to seem oddly godly
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| Channel one! |
| We want you to watch me
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| Attention expected wherever I walk in
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| Absently serving my talking
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| But at least you’ll catch that I matched my shirt and my socks when
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| Only my face can fit in my coffin
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| Laughter, applause, and abrasive bells!
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| Covered in glue, so I’ll stick!
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| Everything’s huge, everything’s huge but my-- car!
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| Channel one… Channel one…
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| Head like the tail of peacock
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| Consumed by the movements of grooming my plumage
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| A whole pack of lions outweighing my seesaw
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| Crooning my tune after nobody queued it
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| Ratings are great, but the studio’s empty
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| I’m fading away from the few who have kept me
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| Getting replaced by a beautiful memory
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| Channel one, the view for the many
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| Doo doo doo…, Whenever I--
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| Director: CUT! |
| Uh… alright, that was lovely… very tender
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| Clown: Thanks…
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| Director: Let’s make-- ahh… Bring it back to the fun part and we’ll just call
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| it a day
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| Laughter, applause, and abrasive bells!
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| Covered in glue, so I’ll stick!
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| Everything’s huge, everything’s huge but my-- car! |