
Date of issue: 02.09.2010
Record label: Strange
Song language: English
The Waitress |
Dwamn! |
Hey, that’s all I’ma say right now |
I’m at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, gon' take that bow |
You lookin'… boy, my lady would hate this |
If she knew that I was out with her but I’m trippin' off the waitress |
Woo shit! |
Who’s this? |
Baby, why you do this? |
I’m sittin' here with another female and it’s 'posed to be exclusive |
Beauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighs |
I want a raspberry lemonade, baby, and whatever yo name is on the side |
You speak unique, beautiful teeth I just peeped |
It’s makin' me weak to the point I can’t even eat |
'Cause you give me butterflies, them butter thighs need to be publicized |
A wonderful face and waist that’s great and there’s no mistake that I love the |
eyes |
Never like them other guys, 'cause when I want it I’m on it |
The way I’m watchin' you feel uncomfortable, don’t it? |
But I’m thinkin' you should be in movies and this you need to quit |
Then suddenly under my table I got a kick |
I’m with my girlie but I’m lookin' at the waitress |
I’m at a business meeting trippin' off the waitress |
Can’t think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate this |
I’m sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitress |
And I like the way the waitress (work that, work that) |
Come get your money, girl, and (work that, work that) |
I really like the way you (work that, work that) |
Can I get you on the floor? |
(Work that, work that) |
The waitress got it goin' on |
Take my order anytime, I come here many times |
A week so she can give me mine, baby girl is plenty fine |
Business meeting, Capital Grill, was sippin' when she caught my eye |
When she came over to us I said, «Can I get yo number on the fly?» |
Smell like no other, look like she strip undercover |
Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mother |
Another interested brother who’d love to become your lover |
Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya |
Outta here but I’m not gonna leave this place without gettin' in yo face |
I’m not a disgrace so I gotta see how you taste |
And I move at a puma’s pace |
So baby please if you find the time to get up out the weeds |
I wanna make you my squeeze 'cause these other chicks you supersede |
I call her waitress and homie, I call him server |
The waiter’s a bloody murder, I never wanna hear no murmur no further |
'Cause she’s bliss, I’m tryin' to get in yo mix |
I want you so my order you can 86 |
I’m with my girlie but I’m lookin' at the waitress |
I’m at a business meeting trippin' off the waitress |
Can’t think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate this |
I’m sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitress |
And I like the way the waitress (Work that, work that) |
Come get your money, girl, and (Work that, work that) |
I really like the way you (Work that, work that) |
Can I get you on the floor? |
(Work that, work that) |
The waitress got it goin' on |
And don’t be tippin' her below 20 percent |
She need plenty for rent, leave her with pennies, then see her vent |
To get money’s her purpose, you don’t tip, go get burgers |
Believe her’s is for TEPS meaning Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service |
I’m nervous 'cause I’m gawkin' mom’s curvage |
I’m beyond flirtish, us hookin' up we both concerted |
Where you get that smell from? |
She would never tell one |
But she told me this, she say me she liked me 'cause I’m well done |
Now your girl lookin' real, real stanky, ain’t she? |
'Cause she know you lookin' at the waitress thinkin' hanky-panky |
Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me |
Even though she a single parent breakin' her back but ain’t so cranky |
I had to make her my girl, now she gon' eat with me |
Southern booty, mane, I truly never need to flee |
I’m stayin' focused, the waitress got me posted |
But dwamn, look at that booty on the hostess… |
I’m with my girlie but I’m lookin' at the waitress |
I’m at a business meeting trippin' off the waitress |
Can’t think of eatin', man, my girl will really hate this |
I’m sittin' here with her but starin' at the waitress |
And I like the way the waitress (Work that, work that) |
Come get your money, girl, and (Work that, work that) |
I really like the way you (Work that, work that) |
Can I get you on the floor? |
(Work that, work that) |
The waitress got it goin' on |
Work that, work that-that-that |
Work that, work that-that-that |
Work that, work that-that-that |
Work that, work that-that-that |
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