| duction With Woman Speaking]
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| And now for America’s Number One Show!
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| «The Hood Connection»
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| With your host Rob Ethan
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| Hood Connect — It’s strictly about the sex
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| It’s the Hood Connect — we take the bitch and take her sex
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| Hood Connect — It’s strictly about the sex
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| It’s just the Hood Connect
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| Well Ta Ta Da Ra Ta Ta Ta
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| Well hello!
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| And welcome to the hood connection
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| Today’s contestant is actually tore between 3 women
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| That’s his wife, his bitch and his girl!
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| Oh,
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| I can’t wait to see how this one pans out!
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| And we are back on THE HOOD CONNECTION —
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| where we left our contestant had a choice between his wife —
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| his bitch — his girl — or you can take them all for the win —
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| with the spin of that wheel. |
| What’s it gonna be?
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| I think I’m gonna go for the spin Rob
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| I think I’m gonna go for the spin
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| He’s gonna go for the spin!
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| Here, we go, I’m gonna spin this mutherfucker! |