| IRS took all my money, I was a stupid kid
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| Cause I didn’t pay taxes when shit was lucrative
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| So I had to start over, good thing I shoot the shit
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| Off enough to not take me away to do big bits
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| So I say that to say that I’m straight building
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| But it really hurts when the government take millions
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| Since I was shady had two ladies to make children
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| The same time when they do college you break scrillion
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| So you think of doing the shit that be un-earthly
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| To be sure your daughter stay steady and up in Berkley
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| Money be the problem, but other things be here to curse me
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| Hurt my girl so much she now doing the shit to hurt me
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| Wifey cheated after I did and skeeted
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| My life is a Red Hot Chilli Pepper I eat it
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| Like I’m Anthony Kiedis, I’m heated
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| So, just like a man, I resort to my penis
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| So check it out…
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| I got a blunt (And a ho)
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| I ain’t about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
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| So I’m about to get drunk (And a ho)
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| Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
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| So check it out
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| I used to have this festival called «Paid Dues»
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| But I never fully got paid, dude (Really?)
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| The IRS thought they think I did
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| And now they after the kid, shit
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| And I’m the only one in my household that go to work
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| Ain’t getting no pussy, so now I gotta jerk
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| Feeling like a jerk and that ain’t ever gonna work
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| Playing positive, but ain’t getting none of the perks
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| What to do when your IG popping off?
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| Snapchat got the gym rat panties dropping off
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| Saying all she want is this dick, whether it hard or soft
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| Closest I been to pussy is fish sticks and tartar sauce
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| And I ain’t tryna be no martyr boss
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| Fucked around and she done pissed Nick Carter off
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| This nigga Tech got me high and now I finally got a good alibi
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| So check it out, I got a…
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| I got a blunt (And a ho)
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| I ain’t about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
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| So I’m about to get drunk (And a ho)
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| Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
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| So check it out
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| I got a chick out of town always giving me stuff
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| She stay mad as a fuck cause I don’t visit enough
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| So she calls me to cuss
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| I don’t know what it was, but, uh, something that I does got 'em falling in love
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| So we on the phone beefing and she crying to me
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| Like «U-B-I, you be fly, but you be lying to me»
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| True, she dying to see where I was and what happened
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| Studying social media, she trying to catch him
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| Bad bitch caught him off guard with the condom off
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| Let her hit, now my dick feel like it falling off
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| Sperm went and shot 'em off burning like a Molotov
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| Word to my mama, I’m disturbed by a lot of broads
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| That’s word to mother, son, I cut her off
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| Baby, she make me cum a lot, but it come at a cost
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| I got a girl I love, and I lost, we’ll never reconcile
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| She played me like a pawn for the record
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| So check it out, I got a…
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| I got a blunt (And a ho)
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| I ain’t about to spend my whole day stuck in the funk
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| So I’m about to get drunk (And a ho)
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| Sitting right on top of me with that incredible rump
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| So check it out
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| Oh, man (Ah, shit)
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| Boss man, boss man
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| I told you I don’t smoke man, you know I don’t do that shit
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| Ay, y’all hear that?
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| Is that my phone? |
| Hold up
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| Hello? |
| Hey baby, uh, nah, hold on
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| Ay, y’all do I sound high?
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| Fuck! |
| Y’all gon' get me a divorce, man
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| God damn it
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| Hold on, baby, I’ll call you right back |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Blunt and a Ho , by - Tech N9ne. Song from the album Strangeulation Vol. II, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп