| What’s yo’name? | 
| What’s yo’naaaaaame? | 
| *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard… and I’ma Alkaholik | 
| Yeah me too nigga | 
| *singin some crazy shit* | 
| You’re now rockin with Tha Liks so start reachin for the ozone | 
| I see some girls I know but y’all look different with your clothes on What’s up though, Tash came to steal it like the Grinch | 
| While I’m leavin niggaz puzzled like I said my shit in French | 
| But it’s all Olde English that I’m bringin from beneath | 
| Try to bite my style on wax and watch these lyrics crack your teeth | 
| Cause I make words Connect like Westside when I test glide | 
| my drunken lyrical hanglider, nobody’s tighter | 
| than a ruff rap provider, with ninety ways to peel ya So I know the three words (Tash'll kill ya) sound familiar | 
| I filter out the weak everytime I speak | 
| I drink to hit the peak to make my mind go (beep) | 
| I’m def-da-fyin, you rappin like my client | 
| Tryin to scrape me for the style that slam harder than Kobe Bryant | 
| BE QUIET! | 
| This is Likwidation from the West | 
| Motherfuck ya boozy show, I got my own special guest | 
| Yo, yo, breaker breaker breaker one-nine | 
| I bust this bitch in the behind with the silver shine | 
| Cause she thought she was fine | 
| She winked at me, I thought it was fine | 
| This nigga poutin, this hoe was mine | 
| I had the alcohol in me, took my time | 
| Let a nigga ro-tate turn on the table | 
| Put in the diamond needle, pull it to your ego | 
| What? | 
| You the king in the chair on my ground | 
| The Tyson of sound, it’s twenty seconds to a round | 
| Scavenger nigga, youse a shrimp, a full line of shit | 
| my ear can’t digest it Stop drinkin all that motherfuckin water, let’s take it to the land | 
| So I can Godzilla up your sheeit, Mr. Tiny Tim man | 
| Niggaz be creepin up my beanstalk | 
| When I start to come down on your fuckin asses | 
| Try to chip shit on up, get these nuts | 
| Motherfucker WHAT! | 
| The Ro pimped the flow like a hoe, so I should rap on the mack-raphone | 
| My rhymes hittin hard enough to crack a bone | 
| I divide square MC’s like math | 
| Bend you in half and drink a Genuine Draft | 
| I stop him, then I skied out with all wampum | 
| When he’s layin on the ground, I let my Dog Scrilla chop him | 
| (Switch reels) I feels its all about skills | 
| The outcome’s unbelievable like Tyson/Holyfield | 
| Your lyrics are loaners return em to they rightful owners | 
| My style is wild, like G’s or the pistolas | 
| No need to ask, I put you on like a ski mask | 
| We can Fight the Power like this was P.E. | 
| class | 
| I Bomb Squads like Hank Shock | 
| Peace to my nigga Scott puttin stickers on the block | 
| It’s the further adventures of the hip-hop drunkies | 
| You bithces are hoes | 
| Put it in ya like my motherfuckin hoe | 
| or in your butthole/earhole | 
| Whever the fuck it goes | 
| Yeah, yo, yo, yo No disrespect to any architect | 
| Who tried to perfect, oh what the heck | 
| I’m a MC director, rhyme inspector | 
| Rated top ten, Brooklyn borough sector | 
| Its the Packtown original b-boy I’m rappin | 
| What’s happenin, so dope got the pope clappin | 
| I’m smackin, on some chicken, what you kickin | 
| You trickin, while I’m vickin hoes you stick your dick in Step outta place, Tash’ll smack your taste out your face | 
| Cause there’s nowhere to hide unless you move to outer space | 
| Cause I waste motherfuckers like toxic fumes | 
| So you betta (make room) when you hear the (boom boom) | 
| Hey sugar plum, how can you assume | 
| That the pitch of the volume, doesn’t have no tune | 
| I’m not your everyday, regular rap star peddler | 
| One on one at your rap seminar | 
| Beware of the Hard Way, Three’s the Hard Way | 
| At you fuckers… | 
| So aiyyo, my name is J-Ro | 
| And my style is so dope they call it ya-yo | 
| I don’t rap fast, I love green grass | 
| Nuttin nice on the mic, call me a mean ass | 
| Extra da-llama, bring hahaha | 
| Extra extra bring the da-llama | 
| Verse a better one, then slice-a-versa | 
| God acre, massacre murdered | 
| Also known as a rap wrecka, not a rhyme rebel | 
| You’re just rhyme to survive streets | 
| True beaters, minerals and rhymes survive lyrics | 
| Like the acre without the attic, but not the only Asiatic | 
| true God but my dick is my lightning rob | 
| Hoe don’t kick that mumbo jumbo… | 
| See this the type of shit niggaz don’t try at home | 
| I come funkin up the spot like Micheal Jordan’s cologne | 
| With the megadrunken, style to keep the crowd pumpin | 
| Niggaz lookin at me like, 'Tash is up to somethin' | 
| (Get drunk and I stumbled) but I didn’t come to trip | 
| I came to bring it to ya humb-le | 
| Tumb-le all your plots and all your plans | 
| Ol Dirty’s in the house and that’s my motherfuckin man! | 
| It’s the Likwid crew | 
| Comin through with Ol Dirty from the Wu Passin your party, jettin out with allt he brew | 
| So what y’all new, niggaz think you wanna do? |