Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect), artist - Tankard. Album song Vol.(L)Ume 14, in the genre Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect) |
| My name is Chunk and I’m a real fat ass |
| No diet plan could ever help me |
| My friends are laughing about my plump mass |
| Where is my dick? |
| Long time no see |
| Yesterday I heard of an arcane company |
| A cult, maybe, that’s crazy about slender body |
| With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership |
| Proponents call the concept «The Hippo Effect» |
| Check in hypnotherapy |
| Lose weight in coma |
| Check out of reality |
| You won’t remember |
| Fat snatchers want you |
| They have a secret plan |
| Fat snatchers watch you |
| If you’re a sugar fan |
| Fat snatchers need you |
| Your pounds, your calories |
| Fat snatchers harvest |
| Reduce you just in weeks |
| My name was Chunk, now it’s thirty days later |
| I can’t believe what became of me |
| A featherweight, a chocolate-hater |
| It all seems odd, I’ll investigate |
| A country in the Third World is where the traces lead |
| So horrified I realize: there’s nothing to eat |
| From all alone they’re getting fat, some even look like me |
| I can’t escape «Hippo Effect», malnourished and bony |
| Check in hypnotherapy |
| Lose weight in coma |
| Check out of reality |
| You won’t remember |
| Fat snatchers want you |
| They have a secret plan |
| Fat snatchers watch you |
| If you’re a sugar fan |
| Fat snatchers need you |
| Your pounds, your calories |
| Fat snatchers harvest |
| Reduce you just in weeks |
| Check in hypnotherapy |
| Lose weight in coma |
| Check out of reality |
| You won’t remember |
| Fat snatchers want you |
| They have a secret plan |
| Fat snatchers watch you |
| If you’re a sugar fan |
| Fat snatchers need you |
| Your pounds, your calories |
| Fat snatchers harvest |
| Reduce you just in weeks |
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