Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Zero Dude, artist - Tankard. Album song B-Day, in the genre Date of issue: 07.07.2002
Record label: AFM
Song language: English
Zero Dude |
| Sticky hands, smelly feet |
| Badly breath, fart of death |
| Please don’t mind my running nose |
| I’ve got everything you need |
| I gotta good feet, this is a good deal |
| Gimme your Dollars, make it real |
| Tomorrow’s too late, for every good trade |
| Don’t think about it, don’t hesitate |
| Come on in, look around |
| Please beware, rancid air |
| I sell guns and animals |
| See my sex-toys? |
| Best in town! |
| A piece of cake, a piece of cake |
| Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo |
| I have the coolest and lowest prices |
| The people call me «Zero Dude» |
| My hair is fake, my hair is fake |
| No problem, man, I’ve got attitude |
| I am the man with the million lighters |
| The people call me «Zero Dude» |
| Russian furs, french perfums |
| Irish stew, british glue |
| I sell safes and satellites |
| Michael Jackson’s silicon |
| I gotta good feet, this is a good deal |
| Gimme your Dollars, make it real |
| Tomorrow’s too late, for every good trade |
| Don’t think about it, don’t hesitate |
| Tell your friend 'bout my shop |
| Come again, buy a lot |
| Doesn’t matter, if you’re broke |
| I take your wife, if she is hot |
| A piece of cake, a piece of cake |
| Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo |
| I have the coolest and lowest prices |
| The people call me «Zero Dude» |
| My hair is fake, my hair is fake |
| No problem, man, I’ve got attitude |
| I am the man with the million lighters |
| The people call me «Zero Dude» |
| Sticky hands, smelly feet |
| Badly breath, fart of death |
| Please don’t mind my running nose |
| I’ve got everything you need |
| I gotta good feet, this is a good deal |
| Gimme your Dollars, make it real |
| Tomorrow’s too late, for every good trade |
| Don’t think about it, don’t hesitate |
| Come on in, look around |
| Please beware, rancid air |
| I sell guns and animals |
| See my sex-toys? |
| Best in town! |
| A piece of cake, a piece of cake |
| Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo |
| I have the coolest and lowest prices |
| The people call me «Zero Dude»… |