Lyrics Alien - Tankard

Alien

It come to earth three years ago from deep in space
A brilliant U.F.O.
I could not believe it
Refuge!
I let it stay with me a while
Stupid!
Now I wish that he would go
Alien, Alien — he’s a drunkard
Alien, Alien — he ate my food
Consumed my chow 'til nothing’s left every week
Are you happy now?
I cannot afford it!
Nosey!
He snoops around my private stuff
Porno!
And sold my stack of magazines
He broke into my well stocked fridge and drank my beer
I can’t get really drunk tonight, the stores are closed
Leave now!
You drive me nuts, don’t want you here
Oh no!
He locked the keys in his spacecraft