| Can I get a T?
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| And if you hit me with the A-L-LY
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| Then you’d see why
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| The Hall is here for y’all
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| The mini-mall is calling us all in
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| So kids
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| Pack up your mom’s car
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| Back up the Windstar
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| Kick it in drive and arrive
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| At the mega-mart
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| Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match
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| On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch
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| WWTHD?
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| We like to kick it at the university
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| But all work and no play makes us crazy
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| So we jump in the bumping SUV
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| Hit the street get the sweet tunes on
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| Do a donut on your mama’s front lawn
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| And sooner than you know
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| You’ve found the rock 'n' roll show
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| At the Tizzy Hizzy we’ll be gone
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| We’re in the mini-mall
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| Working the carnival
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| We like to play it all
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| Welcome to Tally Hall
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| Who’s to blame?
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| The automated players, I proclaim
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| Yellow tie the suave fellow writes
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| Heterophonic tunes of how love bites
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| Red the proud loud guy we adore
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| Is my amp too high?
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| No, turn it up more
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| So Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hear
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| He’s knocking down the shots like Bill Laimbeer
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| Send home the locksmith; |
| Green’s got keys
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| To unlock the rock in the act, if you please
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| Now open the case
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| Give Blue the bass
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| And jiggle your bloodiggle all over the place
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| We’re in the mini-mall
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| Working the carnival
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| We like to play it all
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| Welcome to Tally Hall
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| We’re in the mini-mall
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| Working the carnival
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| We like to play it all
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| Welcome to Tally Hall
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| Can I get a click?
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| Flick off the switch
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| And we’ll ignite the night in pitch
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| Singing songs you like to hear
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| And the world will disappear
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| Then we’ll be glowing in the dark
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| Lighting up the park
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| Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
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| With unpredictable games and antiquities
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| They’re collectibles so delectable
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| The unreliable style’s undetectable
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| Like I might rap like an English chap
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| Take you by the knickers and I’ll bum your slap
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| You didn’t think we had the gall
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| Well blood welcome to Tally Hall
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| We’re stereosonic
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| We’re animatronic
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| We’re rapping with the robo-electronic Ebonics
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| A quick distraction
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| A mechanic attraction
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| Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
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| Rock
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| Hey ho don’t you know
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| It’s a good old-fashioned puppet show
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| That’s right, quite the set
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| We’re the marionette quintet
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| We think we’re playing in a band
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| But we’d love to give you all a hand
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| We’re in the mini-mall
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| Working the carnival
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| We like to play it all
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| Welcome to Tally Hall
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| We think we’re playing in a band
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| But we’d love to give you all a hand |