| I’ve been sleeping in a cardboard box,
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| Spending every dollar at the liquor shop,
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| And even though I know I haven’t got a lot
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| I try to give you love until the day you drop.
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| I’ve been training like a Pavlov dog,
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| Sent my independence out to take a hike.
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| All you got to do is activate my bell,
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| And I’ll fetch you anything you like
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| Going once,
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| Going twice,
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| Every man here has a price.
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| Over where,
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| Over there,
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| Sold to not a single lady in here
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| I’ve been here like a thousand times,
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| Dated every woman in the atmosphere.
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| I’ve been to every continent,
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| Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere,
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| And if I’m not the type of guy you like to circumvent,
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| Just remember not to love me when I disappear
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| I graduated at the top,
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| I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie,
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| So if you have a fantasy of being a queen,
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| Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me.
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| Going once,
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| Going Twice,
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| Won’t these gentlemen suffice?
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| Any here,
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| Any there,
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| Any motions any where.
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| Going twice,
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| Going thrice,
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| Guess this means we’ll go four times a lady,
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| I promise I’ll be all you’ll need,
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| Ever need,
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| You’ll never have to shop around.
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| — Don't shop around.
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| And I’ll give you all you’ll ever need,
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| Ever need.
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| Don’t worry; |
| I will never let you down,
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| Let you down,
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| Don’t worry; |
| I will never let you down.
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| So many ladies,
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| Are hunting for mates,
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| And the prospect are good,
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| But the date’s never great.
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| Over here,
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| Over there,
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| Over where,
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| Anywhere.
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| They’re too busy,
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| For winning,
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| The bidding,
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| To get any sold. |