Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Goat Crack, artist - Svartby.
Date of issue: 29.10.2015
Song language: English
Goat Crack |
Goat Crack, a misty gully |
Filled with bushes, filled with thorns |
Goat Crack, a tricky spot |
Where goats are found and lost |
Goat Crack, a misty gully |
Filled with bushes, filled with thorns |
Goat Crack, a tricky spot |
Where goats are found and lost |
If some cattle went astray |
While a shepherd was asleep |
All the people know you may |
Find it in, in the gully’s deep |
Meet shepherd lass Martha |
And her long, blond plait |
And her big, big milk cans |
Holding lads' breath |
Meet shepherd lass Martha |
And her long, blond plait |
And her big milk cans |
Holding lads' breath |
Good-hearted and a laugher |
And goes out with all market |
Striding through meadow |
Goat gone — where to get it? |
Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a misty gully |
Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a tricky spot |
Filled with bushes, filled with thorns |
Goat Crack, Goat Crack, where goats are found and lost |
Once she was gone |
No one saw her for two weeks |
Then back if nothing happened |
Same soft arms and apple cheeks |
But poor blokes moan |
And VD rates grow |
Mixtures all but fail |
Dicks so green, keep falling off |
If your husband’s dick is gone |
Then he visits Martha’s shack |
Blessed by curse from boggy gully |
She is nick-named Goat Crack |
Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a misty gully |
Goat Crack, Goat Crack, a tricky spot |
Filled with bushes, filled with thorns |
Goat Crack, Goat Crack, where dicks are found and lost |