| I stand in a wide flat land
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| No shadow or shade of a doubt
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| Where the megaphone man met the girl with her hand
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| That’s covering most of her mouth
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| Fall in love with a bright idea
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| And the way a world is revealed to you
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| Fat man and the dancing girl
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| And most of the show is concealed from view
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| Monkey in the middle
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| Keeps singing that tune
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| I don’t want to hear it
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| Get rid of it soon
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| MC on the stage tonight
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| Is a man named Billy Purl
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| He’s the International Fun Boy
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| And he knows the worth of beautiful girl
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| Stand on the tightrope
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| Never dreamed I would fall
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| Monkey in the middle
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| Keeps doing that trick
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| It’s making me nervous
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| Get rid of it quick
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| I stand in a wide flat land
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| No shadow or shade of a doubt
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| Where the megaphone man met the girl with her hand
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| That’s covering most of her mouth
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| Does she tell the truth? |
| Does she hide the lie?
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| Does she say it so no one can know?
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| Fat man and the dancing girl
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| And it’s all part of the show, you know?
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| Stand on the tightrope
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| Never dreamed I could fall
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| Monkey in the middle
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| Keeps singing that tune
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| I don’t want to hear it
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| Get rid of it soon
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| Monkey in the middle
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| Keeps doing that trick
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| It’s making me nervous
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| Get rid of it quick |