| Ante up. |
| And don’t be shy
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| Who is that man who is catching my eye?
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| What’s underneath all of the deadpan face?
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| Sitting so pretty with a criminal grace?
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| Lamebrain Pete wants to Spit in the Sea
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| He’s got a cool hand but it isn’t for me
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| Butcher Boy thinks he’ll be splitting the pot
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| But I’ve seen what he’s got and it isn’t a lot
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| (When deuces are wild you can follow the queen
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| I’d go too except I know where she’s been.)
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| I’ll see you, I’ll call you, I’ll raise you
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| But it’s no cheap thrill
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| It will cost you, cost you, cost you
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| Anything you have to pay
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| I limit the straddles, and you shuffle and deal
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| When will the dealer reveal how he feels?
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| Is the lucky beginner just a five-card stud?
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| Is this winning streak going to be nipped in the bud?
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| I’ll see you, I’ll call you, I’ll raise you
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| But it’s no cheap thrill
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| It will cost you, cost you, cost you
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| Anything you have to pay
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| I’ll match you, I’ll bet you, I’ll play you
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| But it’s no cheap thrill
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| It will cost you, cost you, cost you
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| Anything you have to pay |