| Quite some time ago when I was younger
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| Maybe eight or nine
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| A friend of mine had nearly met his
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| Death before his prime
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| On a day out with his family now
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| Walking and having fun
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| A farmer saw his head behind a wall
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| And reached for his gun
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| He was paranoid for foxes had been
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| Chewing up his stock
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| And now he prayed for a scapegoat
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| To behead upon the block
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| Now I know that’s wrong in the first place
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| But it’s not the point of the song
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| And on this pretty 'culiar day
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| The farmer got it wrong
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| Sometimes I think (sha-la-la)
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| That my mind’s on the blink (sha-la-la)
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| Then I look back to this story
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| I see I do not need a shrink
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| You see my friend had a full head of hair
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| The colour of ginger red
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| Now in the distance the farmer looked
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| With a gun aimed at his head
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| He put two plus two together thinking
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| Red would equal fox
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| As he squeezed the trigger happily
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| For he was totally off his box
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| Well my friend was rushed to hospital
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| In an ambulance of grief
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| And his father had a heart attack
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| In the shock of disbelief
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| Sometimes I think (sha-la-la)
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| That my mind’s on the blink (sha-la-la)
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| Then I look back to this story
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| I see I do not need a shrink
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| Sometimes I think (sha-la-la)
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| That my mind’s on the blink (sha-la-la)
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| Then I look back to this story
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| I think I do not need a shrink
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| Now there’s a lesson in this story
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| Although it reached a happy end
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| That just 'cause he’s got red hair
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| Doesn’t mean that he’s a fox
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| No, just 'cause he’s got red hair
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| Doesn’t mean that he’s a fox |