| Arrived in Helsinki, tired and sticky
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| My body hit the bed, I almost fell dead
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| Got to the venue, they ink-st&ed my wrist, waitress asked me Mark…
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| Meat or white fish?
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| Got up on the stage, the sound it was ok
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| But I struggled like a marlin on an unlucky day
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| Tried a few new songs, they looked at me like what?
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| Where’s Katy Song, Mistress and Grace Cathedral Park?
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| Finland, Finland
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| So many trees, John Denver would be pleased
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| Finland, Finland
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| Cold as ice but the waitress she was nice
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| Met a Finn after. |
| She was thin as a waif.
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| Big viking stepped in, big old oaf named Leif
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| Went back to my room, alone and I cried
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| been a year to the day, that my Kit Kat died
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| Left Helsinki, the next stop was Aarhus
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| A taxi, two airplanes, and a fucking shuttle bus
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| Denmark, Denmark
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| Everybody’s white, everyone rides bikes
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| Denmark, Denmark
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| Everyone rides bikes, everybody’s white
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| Left for London via Copenhagen, for a concert in the park at 1:30pm
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| Got up on the stage, people gathered round
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| Retro 80s band… drownded out my sound
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| went and got my check, went back to my room
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| Feeling suicidal, feeling full of gloom
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| Turned on the TV, there was rioting &stuff…
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| As if this city isn’t depressing enough
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| London, London
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| It’s all the rage if your favorite color’s beige
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| London, London
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| Look right, look left, makes me think of death
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| Off to Manchester, then to Bristol
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| Had a show on a boat, it was half full
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| Guy in the front, heckled me all night
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| Skin was a sickly mix of grey, pink, and white
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| Went back to my room, more riots on the news
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| Homesick as fuck, I got the UK blues
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| Bristol, Bristol
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| Cobblestone streets, people missing teeth
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| Bristol, Bristol
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| Is this really what people eat?
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| Back to London, then to Belfast
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| Had to catch a plane, had to get there fast
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| Had to get a room, had to change my clothes
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| Had to change my strings, check my sound and play a show
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| Had to meet some friends, had to take a bath
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| Had to catch a flight, going home at last.
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| Belfast, Belfast
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| Out the taxi window cows sleeping on the grass
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| Belfast, Belfast
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| Out the taxi window cows sleeping on the grass |