| Seat 12C SAS Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| Stockholm would be my first choice for a European second home
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| Feel like I live there in another life
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| I dreamed that I lived in an old flat there once
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| And it was Christmas time
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| In real life, I brought home a lot of nice gifts from Sweden
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| A from Malmö and some ice-cube trays from IKEA
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| And a collection of old silverware that an ex-girlfriend's father sold me from
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| his antique shop
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| And she gave me a beautiful blue ceramic bowl that’s still on my kitchen table
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| Got a lot of good memories here in Stockholm
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| Last time I saw Elliott Smith was at the Accelerator Festival
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| July 5th 2000, a beautiful sunny day
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| I wish I would’ve hugged him goodbye
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| But I figured I’d see him again another day
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| Maybe in San Francisco or L. A
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| But as things turned out it didn’t work out that way
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| And my favorite restaurant in Stockholm, Sweden
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| Is right down the road
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| It’s called Pelican
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| I like the salmon but I never eat the reindeer
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| Something about the idea of eating reindeer brings my eyes to tears
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| I don’t understand how any of you can eat reindeer
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| When I was a little kid my favorite Christmas special was Rudolph the Red Nose
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| Reindeer
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| He had that stuff nose voice
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| And I still love Rudolph
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| I saw a reindeer carpaccio on the menu recently
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| And i wanted to shoot myself
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| I love you Sweden I really do
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| But please let the reindeer run free
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| For the sweetest animals kill a moose or a buffalo
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| If that’s what you gotta do to taste gamey meat
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| Please leave the reindeer alone
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| Please pass on that reindeer dish
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| Please do it for me
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| Please grant me this one wish
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| Please leave the reindeer alone
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| Please pass on that reindeer dish
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| Please do it for me
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| Please grant me just this one wish
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| The first time I ever played Stockholm
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| A kid walked up to me on stage
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| And said, «Mark, do you realize that you are god in Sweden?»
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| I said, «You're very young and that’s a foolish thing for you to say and you’re
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| tripping
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| Like I said you’re young
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| You’re gonna see that somebody else is gonna come along and be god in Sweden»
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| And later on came José González and Sigur Rós
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| If I die tomorrow, I’ll be blurbs on online magazines for 48 hours
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| You’d all be fine, you’d say, «Hey I met him once and he didn’t seem like he
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| wanted to talk to me»
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| Then you’d say, «Look who’s headlining at Roskilde? |
| The Gorillas»
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| So back to Sweden and all the things I love about it
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| A good friend is here and I always make time for her
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| When she sees me I think something about me makes her glow
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| And when I see her something about her makes me glow
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| She’s one of those friends I’ll always know
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| She uplifts me and I uplift her
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| And that’s an essential part of being on the road and being on tour
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| So much stress on the road and it can make you edgy
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| So surround yourself with the people who care about you and make you happy
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| Who don’t bring you down and who love you unconditionally
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| As my lawyer says, «Never engage with crazy»
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| And Isaiah says, «To further yourself you gotta step over the dead bodies»
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| There is something to me about how sweet to me that is meditative
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| Everyone seems like they’re on some kind of sedative
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| When I was a kid I loved
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| And Valium
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| When I’m in Sweden, I kinda feel like I’m on 5mg of Valium
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| Because the Swedish people, they seem like they’re on Valium
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| Or they smoked a little bit of pot
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| It’s in their eyes, they look so tranquil
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| They’re like cats they don’t blink a lot
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| Don’t know if it’s the darkness or if it’s the things that they’re eatin'
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| There’s a serenity I feel whenever I’m in Sweden
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| I like the candles in the doorways of the hotels
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| I like the candles on their dinner tables
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| You guys put candles everywhere
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| You even put them in the hotel elevators
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| That’s one of my favorite favorite things about Sweden
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| The candles
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| ‘Cause when I was a kid my dad wouldn’t let me burn candles
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| I’d light incense or candles in my room
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| And my dad would walk up and say
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| «Goddamnit Mark, put those fucking candles out |
| You’re gonna burn the whole goddamn house down»
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| And let me tell you a story
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| My dad turned out to be right
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| Later on in 2004 I left a candle burning beside a flower pot
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| It was the summer and all of the flowers were dried up
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| I went for a walk to the marina and back
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| But when I was gone, those flowers went up
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| And when I came home, my door was all boarded up with firewood
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| I broke it down, it looked like my whole apartment floor was covered in charcoal
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| And I looked around and my whole kitchen wall was gone
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| Some guys were doing construction in the building next door
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| And they saw the fire and they called the fire department
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| Luckily for me the fire department is two blocks away from my apartment
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| So they came and they put the fire out
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| Had they not been there to see it
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| I would surely be doing theater for a licenses in San Quentin prison
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| Burning an apartment down and killing a few people in America
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| That’s called third degree murder
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| That’s when you kill somebody for negligence
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| And being careless
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| I used to get pissed off at my dad when he’d tell me what to do
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| And he’d have a fit
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| But as it turns out with the candles he was not clowning around
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| He was right and not wrong
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| I was spaced out my head was in the clouds
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| And I almost burned my whole apartment building down
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| But the Swedes seemed to be in control of the candle situation
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| The Swedes are smarter and more organized than Americans
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| I know this isn’t much of a song and the ending is even worse
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| It could’ve been better
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| But stewardess came around and just told me to shut my laptop off
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| I have more things to say in regards to how much I love Stockholm
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| And all the things I love about it besides candles and more clocks and doff
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| blue ceramic bowls
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| But like I said, the stewardess came by and said, «Sir, please put your laptop
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| away»
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| I said, «Jesus Christ, what the fuck?
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| I’ve got this huge concert tonight in Stockholm
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| And I have this perfect song I was going to sing to my audience»
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| She said, «Sir, please put it away now»
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| I say «Okay, goddamnit»
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| And I close my laptop down
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| And that’s my unfinished song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my unfinished song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my unfinished song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines from Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my unfinished song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm
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| And this is my incomplete song
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| From seat 12C Scandinavian Airlines Copenhagen to Stockholm |