| The Cheat, where you goin' to? |
| And once you get there, what you think you gonna do? |
| Checkin' up on a mattress fire |
| That you started couple days ago |
| Singin' baritone in Marzipan’s choir |
| But please don’t let Strong Bad know |
| Nobody knows |
| MARZIPAN: This part’s in D! |
| THE CHEAT: |
| MARZIPAN: Ooh, that’s not D |
| THE CHEAT: |
| MARZIPAN: How about C? |
| THE CHEAT: |
| MARZIPAN: Eh, close enough |
| (With Marzipan) The Cheat, where you goin' to? |
| (With Homestar) And once you get there, what you think you gonna do? |
| Hitchin' a ride on Homestar’s leg |
| Stealin' all his Melonade (HOMESTAR: Hey!) |
| Get a freelance animation job |
| (PBTC STRONG BAD: And make the best cartoon that’s ever been made!) |
| PBTC COACH Z: Hey there, Bubs in the store, Paunchberry’s was a new ice cream! |
| PBTC BUBS: I can’t even reach the top! |
| PBTC COACH Z: Hey hey, it’s the Paunchberry Ice Cream Dancing Team! |
| The Cheat, (PBTC STRONG BAD: Viral) where you goin' to? |
| And once you get there, what you think you gonna do? |
| Headin' down to the gymnasium |
| Gonna do some lay-up drills |
| I’m not sure if that’s something you would normally do |
| But you should brush up on your basketball skills |
| With some lay-up drills |
| Lay-up drills… |
| No… lay-up drills? |
| Flaming lay-up drills? |
| The Cheat likes flaming lay-up drills |
| I’m glad we compromised with flaming lay-up drills |
| A-for reals, oh tell me what’s the deals |
| You got the wills and skills of flaming lay-up drills |
| The Cheat, where you goin' to |
| And once you get there what you think you gonna do |
| The Cheat, what you gonna did |
| The day is done so won’t you close that barbecue? |
| …lid? |