Lyrics Quickstart Overview - Strong Bad

Quickstart Overview

This is the Quickstart Overview
I’mma tell you all the things that you’re supposed to do
The facts are many, but details are view
So come on and listen to my overview
Now Trogdor is a game that’s cooperative
You can play it by yourself or with your stepmom’s kids
And if you wanna find out what the object is
Just remember all the awesome stuff that Trogdor did
Number 1: Burninate the countryside
Flip all the tiles to the side that’s fried
Number 2: Burninate the peasants
Clear the board of the presence
Of these persons
In order to defeat 'em, you can eat 'em or burn 'em
That’ll learn 'em!
Number 3: The thatch-roof cottages
There’s only three of these, but the problem is
You gotta inundate these domiciles with burnination
Before you can incinerate them from creation
That sounds easy
For Trogdor, anyways
So what’s to stop his beefy arm from winnin' the game?
You got the knights, the archers, and the Troghammer
Wanna steal all the peasants from your Trog-meter
And undo all your hard-earned burnination
Fixin' tiles and roofs of peasant habitations
And if they hit ya when you’re all out of energy
Just watch what happens when Trogdor gets angry
Oooh!
I’m talkin' rage-quits, table flips, takes his toys and splits!
This is the Quickstart Overview
I’mma tell you all the things that you’re supposed to do
The facts are many, but details are view
So come on and listen to my overview!
(Oh, the overview!
It’s like a view from above!
Where you can see everything in…
Uh, broad strokes…)