| Lookin' at the TV screen
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| See the man that I should be
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| Flip flops on a sandy beach
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| A cold beer, living up the dream
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| Guess this is reality
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| This product, I must really need
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| And when I get it, I’ll be happy
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| All I need’s security
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| Security
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| Security
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| Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
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| Guess I need a new suit, new tie, new shoes
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| Turnin' in my resume, do a few interviews
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| Remember firm handshake
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| Look 'em in the eye, back straight
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| Say your GPA, and don’t you dare lie
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| Well, maybe I could lie
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| If it means getting the job, I’ll do anything, I’ll try
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| Get turned down thirty times and get a internship
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| All aboard now, it’s money time, I’m 'bout to be the shit
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| All I really need
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| Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
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| Handcuffs, handcuffs, doggy leash, and rope
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| Tie me up securely, tell me where I need to go
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| As I climb the corporate ladder, security starts to grow
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| I can’t wait until the day they call me CEO
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| Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
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| Just like a man with freedom, just like Pinocchio
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| Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go
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| Just like a man with freedom, just like Pinocchio
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| Cubicle-ee-oh
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| Pinocchi-occhi-oh, yeah
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| All I really need
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| Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
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| All I really need
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| Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
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| Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars
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| Mansion on the waterfront, steak and caviar
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| Everything I want, but far from what I need
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| Security, security
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| I’m about to be really…
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| I’m about to be really…
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| Shit, why don’t I feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t I feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t I feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| Shit, why don’t we feel happy?
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| I guess it’s 'cause we believe only thing that we need
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| Is this made up thing that we call security
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| Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security
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| All I really need
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| All I really need
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| Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security |