| Like Indiana Jones I got a genius in my phone
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| Macaulay Culkin Home Alone Mike Jones Mike Who?
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| Mike and Ike’s got me like Happy Happy Hanukah
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| Oopsey Doopsey Daisy my family’s a little crazy
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| Now-a-days nothing phases me I think I have A.D.D
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| Knock knock who’s there?
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| No one’s there, the world is ending
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| Forget about it flowers flickering super powers
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| Should I save the world right now or should I save it in an hour?
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| Ooey ooey ooh ooey ooey ooh sha la la la
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| Ooey ooey ooh like every day’s my birthday
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| Ooey ooey ooh ooey ooey ooh sha la la la
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| Ooey ooey ooh like every day, every day, every day’s my birthday
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| Aquarius Apocalyptic
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| Ron Paul Ron Jeremy Ronny Ronald McDonald
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| He had a farm eeh I eeh I oh, eeh I eeh I oh
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| Pack 'em up like parasites and stuff them in a stove watch them glow
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| Feeding all the fat kids who’s mama’s never know
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| A rolling rock that cannot be stopped is a rock called rock 'n' roll
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| This is the Aquarius Apocalyptic
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| We are SLO
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| Welcome to the show, but before we go
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| We really really really really really wanna know
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| How do you feel?
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| Pretty damn good my number one motherfuckers
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| Ooey ooey ooh ooey ooey ooh sha la la la
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| Ooey ooey ooh like every day’s my birthday
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| Ooey ooey ooh ooey ooey ooh sha la la la
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| Ooey ooey ooh like every day, every day, every day’s my birthday
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| Aquarius Apocalyptic
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| What goes up must come down
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| What goes around comes around
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| Don’t be afraid, nothing’s changed
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| You’re safe and sound
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| What goes up must come down
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| Aquarius Apocalyptic |