Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Ballad Of The Decomposing Man, artist - Steve Hackett.
Date of issue: 31.12.1978
Song language: English
The Ballad Of The Decomposing Man |
In a very large factory I belong |
And I work the night shift all year long |
Old Freddy on a chainsaw lost his feet |
Thinking 'bout a blonde he’ll never meet |
Tried to take his life again the other week |
Keep your chin up, haven’t a care 'ave you? |
Just join the party, allegiance I swear |
Eee what’s the matter with Arthur Royal? |
I’ll go and top up his batteries and check the oil |
Young Arthur blew a fuse two days ago |
Set himself alight, you didn’t know |
Nearly burnt us down the twit just had to go |
Take your chances, live on hot air (wouldn't you?) |
Chance of promotion, I’ll take that chair |
Dreaming of golden sands and palm trees |
I said file these quickly and then staple these |
Get yourself altered undo the seam, and get back just |
In time for tea (and don’t be late mind) |
Nobody’s perfect least of all me |
Married the job at age 23 |
Just keep my nose clean egg chips and beans |
I’m always full of steam |
…I could never afford to go to Butlins |
…But I did manage to go to Majorca once |
…Wish I hadn’t bothered… |
…Past the entrance, by I bored myself |
…Who are all these people in my office, anyway? |
…Who are they? |
Where do they come from, do why’know them? |