| In a very large factory I belong
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| And I work the night shift all year long
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| Old Freddy on a chainsaw lost his feet
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| Thinking 'bout a blonde he’ll never meet
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| Tried to take his life again the other week
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| Keep your chin up, haven’t a care 'ave you?
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| Just join the party, allegiance I swear
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| Eee what’s the matter with Arthur Royal?
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| I’ll go and top up his batteries and check the oil
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| Young Arthur blew a fuse two days ago
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| Set himself alight, you didn’t know
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| Nearly burnt us down the twit just had to go
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| Take your chances, live on hot air (wouldn't you?)
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| Chance of promotion, I’ll take that chair
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| Dreaming of golden sands and palm trees
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| I said file these quickly and then staple these
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| Get yourself altered undo the seam, and get back just
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| In time for tea (and don’t be late mind)
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| Nobody’s perfect least of all me
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| Married the job at age 23
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| Just keep my nose clean egg chips and beans
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| I’m always full of steam
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| …I could never afford to go to Butlins
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| …But I did manage to go to Majorca once
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| …Wish I hadn’t bothered…
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| …Past the entrance, by I bored myself
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| …Who are all these people in my office, anyway?
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| …Who are they? |
| Where do they come from, do why’know them? |