| News:
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| A well-known Bognor restaurant-owner disappeared
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| Early this morning
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| Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat
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| Suitably camouflaged
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| They saw him catch a train
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| Man-in-the-street:
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| «Father of three its disgusting»
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| «Such a horrible thing to do»
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| Harold the Barrel cut off his toes and he served them all for tea
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| «He can’t go far», «He can’t go far»
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| «Hasn't got a leg to stand on»
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| «He can’t go far»
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| Man-on-the-spot:
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| I’m standing in a doorway on the main square
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| Tension is mounting
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| There’s a restless crowd of angry people
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| Man-on-the-council:
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| «More than we’ve ever seen
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| — had to tighten up security»
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| Over to the scene at the town hall
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| The Lord Mayor’s ready to speak
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| LORD MAYOR:
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| «Man of suspicion, you can’t last long, the British Public is on our side»
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| BRITISH PUBLIC:
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| «You can’t last long», «You can’t last long»
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| «Said you couldn’t trust him, his brother was just the same»
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| «You can’t last long»
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| HAROLD:
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| If I was many miles from here
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| I’d be sailing in an open boat on the sea
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| Instead I’m on this window ledge
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| With the whole world below
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| Up at the window
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| Look at the window
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| Mr. Plod:
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| «We can help you»
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| Plod’s Chorus:
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| «We can help you»
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| Mr. Plod:
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| «We're all your friends if you come on down and talk to us son»
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| HAROLD:
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| You must be joking
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| Take a running jump
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| The crowd was getting stronger and our Harold
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| Getting weaker;
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| Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side
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| Fearing the very worst
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| They called his mother to the site
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| Up on the ledge beside him
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| His mother made a last request
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| 67-yr-old Mrs Barrel:
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| «Come off the ledge — if your father were alive he’d be very, very, very upset»
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| «Just can’t jump, you just can’t jump»
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| «Your shirt’s all dirty and there’s a man here from the B.B.C.»
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| «You just can’t jump»
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| Mr. Plod:
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| «We can help you»
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| Plod’s Chorus:
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| «We can help you»
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| Mr. Plod:
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| «We're all your friends if you come on down and talk to us Harry»
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| HAROLD:
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| You must be joking
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| Take a running jump |