Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Auctioneer, artist - Steve Goodman.
Date of issue: 14.09.1994
Song language: English
The Auctioneer |
Hey, alright, sir here we go there an' what can we get for 'em? |
I have a 600 dollar down here now 10 now 25 an' a 35 an' now 55, 60, 65, 75, |
75 another 85 dollars gonna buy 'em there |
There was a boy in Arkansas who wouldn’t listen to his ma |
When she told him that he should go to school |
He’d sneak away in the afternoon, take a little walk and pretty soon |
You’d find him at the local auction barn |
He’d stand and listen carefully then pretty soon he began to see |
How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly |
He said, «Oh my it’s do or die I’ve got to learn that auction cry |
Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer» |
25 dollar 30 now 30 dollar 30 dollar |
30 dollar 30 dollar give me a hollar 30 dollar |
Who will bid it at a 35 dollar bid? |
35 dollar 35 35 make it 35 and a 35 make it 35 and a 35 |
Who will bid it at a 35 dollar bid? |
As time went on he did his best and all could see he didn’t jest |
He practiced call and bids both night and day |
His pappy’d find him behind the barn just a workin up an awful storm |
As he tried to imitate the auctioneer |
Then his pap said «Son we just can’t stand a havin' a mediocre man |
You gotta take that auction usin' our good name |
I’ll send you off to auction school and then you’ll be nobody’s fool |
You can take your place among the best» |
35 dollar 40 now 40 dollar 40 dollar |
40 dollar 40 dollar give me a hollar 40 dollar |
Who will bid it at at a 40 dollar bid? |
40 dollar 45 45 will you make it 45 give me 45 and a 45 |
Who will bid it at a 45 dollar bid? |
So from that morning he went to school there grew a man who played it cool |
He came back home a full fledged auctioneer |
And people came from miles around just to hear him make that rhythmic sound |
That filled their hearts with such a happy cheer |
His fame reached out from shore to shore he had all he could do and more |
He had to buy a plane to get around |
Now he’s the tops in all the land so let’s all give that man a hand |
He’s the best of all the auctioneers |
45 dollar 50 now 50 dollar 50 dollar |
50 dollar 50 dollar give me a hollar 50 dollar |
Who will bid it at a 50 dollar bill? |
50 dollar 55 55 make it 55 and a 55 make it 55 and |
Sold that hog for a 50 dollar bill |
Hey, alright, sir open the gate, let em' out and walk 'em boys. |
Here a comes a |
lot number 29 in, what’re we gon' get for 'em? |
I got a 25 I get a 35 an' now a |
50 make it 50 better t' make it 55, 60, will ya give me 65, 75, an' now 85, |
an' now 95, 100, an' now a 25, an' get a 75 an' a 2 an' a 3 an' a 4 an' a 5 |
an' a 6 an' a 7 an' a 800 dollars gonna buy 'em there |