Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Greatest Own In Legal History, artist - Stephen Malkmus. Date of issue: 05.03.2020
Song language: English
The Greatest Own In Legal History |
| I would like to represent you |
| Be a verbal musician |
| Be the one who defends you when the odds are stacked up high like rotten |
| dominoes |
| I’ll be there to vet the jury |
| Make sure there’s a couple of softies on our side |
| They’ll see their own kids in you |
| Their empathy will go a thousand miles wide |
| Your motive it’s unclear |
| The witness is a nearsighted engineer |
| It’s the greatest own in legal history |
| Our jailhouse discussions will be fraught with innuendo, mutual respect |
| Pretty soon you will be gushing to the other boys behind the bars of my affect |
| Let me take the lead |
| There’s nothing that you’ll need, you’ll see |
| It’s the greatest own in legal history |
| Cases many haunting me when I try to sleep and I can tell you I don’t sleep |
| that much |
| Faces of hegemony, if you really want to bum out I got spreadsheets on that |
| stuff |
| Juvie it is jammed |
| There’s someone here who gives a damn, it’s me |
| The greatest own in legal history |