| At days arrival one man at the table eatin corn flakes
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| Checkin out the paper his brother walks in from a hard nights caper
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| Half hungover and looking for his pager
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| Whats in the news today did we find a saviour
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| Nah Im just looking for some part time labor
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| By the way did you remember put the gas in my ride
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| Or must I remind ya how I lost my last job
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| Chill with all that chatter ya know ya need to stall
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| Trust me baby bro thats what big brothas for uh uh
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| I got interviews today so dont even front about my broken gas gauge
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| By the way things are looking its a very good day
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| If I could ever find my wallet Ill be on my way
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| Bigger brotha steps to his girlfriends place
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| Just then the phone rings and it was moms to say
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| Remind ya big brotha its your cousins birthday
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| And ima need a half dozen eggs for the cake
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| No problem moms Ill tell him later in the day
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| But now I cant find my wallet gotta go Im late
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| The worlds in your hands dont waste…
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| Dont waste your time
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| Back to the saga the car wouldnt start up jjjjhhhh. |
| jjjjhhhh
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| There he goes now hes rolling like a baller
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| Out of the city and into the woods
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| For a job with a hammer where the pay is good
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| Reaches in the back seat for his favorite tape
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| Uuuh a condom from his brothas last date
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| Damn my lazy no good brotha and just as he says it The car starts to sputter and sputter
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| Until it outright stops the gas tank empty
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| Not even a drop Im gonna choke that nigga when I reach my spot
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| Three miles from no place and now I gotta walk
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| To the top of the hill and down again
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| Round the bend page my broth from the old fruit stand
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| The phone ring rings yo its me your big brotha
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| I told ya not to sweat me when Im laying with my lover what!
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| You punk ass broke muthafukka I told ya cut the crap
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| When it came to my endeavors chill baby bro and dont even start it Theres a gallon in the trunk andif ya need more fart it Some of my shit along with ya lost wallet
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| Is in the glove box kid, the mystery solv-en
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| Take whats yours and leave mine where ya saw it My babys calling gotta go stay solid
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| So he hung up the phone in a rush to leave
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| I forgot to tell my brotha bout the cake recipe
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| Star 69 so he pushed it in but
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| By now the bigger brotha was pursuing some skins
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| The phone ring rings — dont answer it its my little brotha
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| Calling fuckin with me again
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| So he beeped him back a one two more times
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| But he was already naked with his valentine
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| Damn — I gotta — get back to the ride
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| What the hells going on with this day of mine
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| Once again up the hill down the other side
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| What the fucks a cop doin snooping by my ride
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| Yo officer — check it — out everything is fine
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| I just ran outta gas and now Im running outta time
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| Slow down boy this aint no race
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| I can tell you kinda people aint from this place
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| Tell ya what turn around put ya hands on the hood
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| And ya best act good just like a good boy should
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| Listen up holdup — Im speaking the truth
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| See Im just trying to get to this here job interview
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| Shut them lips boy dont let em get no bigger
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| Or Im gonna have to say I was attacked by a nigger
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| Now if you wanna make it through the morning with me I suggest you wise up and show me valid i.d.
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| Chill man — awright — problem — we solve it My brotha put my wallet in the glove box compartment
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| Awight you can get it but ya dont move quick
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| Just remember Im behind ya with a full up clip
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| He opens up the box and to their surprise
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| Out pops a wallet and the bigger brothers nine
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| The cop shouts «freeze"raise ya hand kid
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| He reaches for his wallet and the cop goes blam
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| Damn — pulp fiction in the car
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| Another dead homey tryin a find a job mmm mmm mmm
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| Back at the crib bigger brotha laying up And girlfriend says maybe you should give ya little brother a call
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| And dont forget its ya cousins birthday after all
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| I will in a minute please let me be
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| I think he left me a message on the message machine
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| Big brotha — Im gonna be home late
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| And Im afraid that my day has been great
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| Can I remind you if its not too late
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| To get a half dozen eggs for the birthday cake |