| I don’t eat red meat but I’m not a vegetarian
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| I like ice cream/ but not much dairy
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| 'cause it gets in my nose
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| It makes me gotta blows
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| Snot like a farmer and it gets on my clothes
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| It’s rather unsightly/ can even be frightening
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| But cold medication/ should not be taken nightly
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| Because everything dat I put in/ it comes out again
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| And if I eat lean/ it helps me stay thin
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| Check out my hair, I keep it dreaded
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| About my corn? |
| I like it breaded
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| Hot from the oven? |
| mmmm! |
| you said it!
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| Straight to the stomach my fuel is unleaded
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| But not fossil fuels/ I like olive oil
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| I like my eggs scrambled/ I never eat 'em boiled
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| The way to my heart/ is with a garlic clove
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| It smells hella sexy/ when it’s on the kitchen stove
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| (chorus)
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| Red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice,
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| Make everything nice
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| Red beans and rice, red beans and rice, red beans and rice
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| I could eat a plate twice. |
| so nice. |
| so nice. |
| so nice.
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| Most people on the planet/ eat beans and rice
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| Some can’t afford beef or they think cows are nice
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| If you talk table manners don’t believe all they
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| Told ya I eat with my fingers like an african soldier
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| I don’t know which fork is for meat or for salad
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| I haven’t got a clue when they say whet your palate
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| Eat a lot a prunes it’ll keep you loose
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| Skin’ll turn orange if you drink carrot juice
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| I think beef jerky tastes like a boot
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| When I’m on the street I chew a licorice root
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| And if I have a soar throat /then I eat ginger
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| And I will break bread /with those who are strangers
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| So come into my cave / tonight I will show you
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| Food is for life / and life I will show you.
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| If you’re havin' problems/ I invite you here
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| Step into my kitchen /we will cook away your fears
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| (chorus)
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| Amazing grace how sweet the sound that
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| Saved a wretch like me
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| Dammit let’s eat!
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| Mi casa es su casa. |
| mi cocina es su cocina.
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| You know what I meana!
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| (bridge)
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| Get some boilin' water! |
| yeah!
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| Get a pound aof beans! |
| yeah!
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| Get some spice and make it nice! |
| yeah!
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| You know what I mean!
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| But if a friend has gas /then he’s passin'
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| It gives me a headache end I gotta take aspirin
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| It makes me dizzy/ I fix him fizzies
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| To calm his stomach/ when it’s feelin kinda
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| Busy some like it white/but I like it brown
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| I like spicy chicken/ and I can throw it down
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| Chilis come red /and chilis come green
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| When it’s on the table/ I lick my plate clean
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| Then I drink a toast to the host and hostess
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| But first we give thanks/ to God the mostest
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| 'cause if I am a guest/ I always wash my plate
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| Sip a sip a soda while I sing amazing grace
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| Rings on my fingers /left round the tub
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| Bass fulla bubbles/ bumpin like a wash tub
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| Think about my troubles/ goin down the drain
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| Dryin' up the puddles in the back of my brain
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| But…
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| (chorus)
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| (bridge) |