| No one is available to take your call
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| Please leave a message after the tone
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| (beep)
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| Seriously speak, I’m so over this shit
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| Like I’m so sick of you sitting on the couch all day, fucking eating cheetos
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| and watching soccer
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| Like you’re some kind of fucking mexican god
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| Who the fuck do you think you are?
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| I’m not your goddamn maid, so you need to get off your ass and get a real
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| fucking job
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| You think selling your ugly ass t-shirts on twitter is gunna fucking pay your
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| bills?
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| Because it’s not
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| So how 'bout you hashtag this?
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| You ain’t shit
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| Put your hands in the sky, if you still get high
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| Even though you ain’t got no job (no job?!)
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| All your bills past due and your pocket’s on E
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| But still you badass
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| Sing with me now
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| My phone’s off (your phone’s off)
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| I can’t text (you can’t text)
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| It’s all good (no it’s not)
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| I got (no you don’t)
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| And I’m broke (and your broke)
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| And I’m stressed (and your stressed)
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| It’s all good (no it’s not)
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| I still flex, I still flex, I still flex
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| Heart beat slow, I blame the damn promethazine
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| My eyes lower than I fat teen’s self esteem
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| Used to hit the Shoulder Lean, thinkin' I was Young Dro
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| Trigger finger ithcin', better scratch it like a chicken pox
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| Barrel chested, tough guy
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| Let your birdies talk
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| Chicken, hens about to roost
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| Plus, that ratchet pussy’s good for you, just like some Jamba Juice
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| (hey! what you doin?)
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| Bitch, you know I’m gettin' paid
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| (okay, I see you)
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| Okay, I lied, I’m flippin' that financial aid
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| (what else?)
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| And that EBT, copped it from the county service
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| (that's cool)
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| You know it’s better than applying at the postal service
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| (it is)
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| The nine-to-five jobs hardly ever get respect
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| And I’d rather die than go to or ITT Tech
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| My ex-girl hate me, and she want me to fail
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| But I’m like, fuck you and your life
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| You goin' die workin' some retail, bitch
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| Put your hands in the sky, if you still get high
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| Even though you ain’t got no job (no job?!)
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| All your passed due and your pocket’s on E
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| But still you badass
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| Sing with me now
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| My phone’s off (your phone’s off)
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| I can’t text (you can’t text)
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| It’s all good (no it’s not)
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| I got (no you don’t)
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| And I’m broke (and your broke)
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| And I’m stressed (and your stressed)
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| It’s all good (no it’s not)
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| I still flex, I still flex, I still flex
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| Make some noise if the job you work is such a bore (yee)
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| And you hate your boss, so you took twenty dollars out his drawer (fuck him)
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| Make some noise if you stoned and always show up late (yee)
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| But took your baby momma on that Little Caesar’s Pizza date (fuck her)
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| The things that we do just to get by (like what?)
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| Hit the Good Will, boss up, and get fly (fun)
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| You ain’t gotta lie to kick it, you ain’t gotta fake it (okay)
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| But Jadakiss said that We Gonna Make It
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| Put your hands in the sky, if you still get high
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| Even though you ain’t got no job (no job?!)
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| All your passed due and your pocket’s on E
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| But still you badass
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| Sing with me now
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| My phone’s off (your phone’s off)
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| I can’t text (you can’t text)
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| It’s all good (no it’s not)
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| I got (no you don’t)
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| And I’m broke (and your broke)
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| And I’m stressed (and your stressed)
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| It’s all good (no it’s not)
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| I still flex, I still flex, I still flex |