| In number 69 there lives a transvestite
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| He’s a man by day, but he’s a woman at night
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| There’s a man in number 4 who swears he’s Saddam Hussein
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| Says he’s on a chore to start the third world war
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| Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
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| In my beautiful neighbourhood
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| In 110 they haven’t paid the rent
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| So there goes the TV with the repo men
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| In 999 they make a living from crime
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| The house is always empty cuz they’re all doing time
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| Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
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| In my beautiful neighbourhood
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| My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
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| My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
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| In number 18 there lives a big butch queen
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| He’s bigger than Tyson and he’s twice as mean
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| In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
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| He’s our local vicar and a serial killer
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| Oh they want to knock us down, cuz they think we’re scum
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| But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
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| In a neighbourhood like this you know it’s hard to survive
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| So you better come prepared cuz they won’t take us alive |